ChRiStMaS!!

Spencer's lego Darth Vader!! I think I'm in love..(:


Spencer built that all by himself! He got the legos for Christmas



My giftcards!! (itunes, Rue21, and Subway)

Spencer playing his new Wii game: Kirby's Epic Yarn

All my presents: An Aeropostale jacket, gray and green camis, a crimper, giftcards, Darth Vader boxers, Banana Grams, Pride and Prejudice the movie, and See's candies.

Today was a fabulous day! I woke up at six, and screamed at my brothers because they were still asleep, and becasue Santa came! So we raced down the stairs to find presents in snowmen wrapping paper. It was quite the thriller. (:

For my dearest friend who I will not name, I am updating my blog. I am currently.... being bored.

My goal in life is to be the perfect mom. My obsession is Darth Vader. I think my school needs more electives. That's my life's summary.(: Enjoy!

Sorry

Sorry, but I'm probably not going to have many posts this time around.

Closet Monster

This picture is proof that I was in a closet.

I had just come home from a Young Woman's' activity. No sound. I checked all the bedrooms. The basement. Nobody. Then I checked the garage. The van was gone. Some one's probably coming over to look at our house. I thought. I called Dad, just in case, and he confirmed my theory. He also said sorry for being alone, and told me to go out into the backyard to wait until they came and went. So I got my camera, because I LOVE taking self-portraits, and went outside. I set the case on the patio table, and turned it on. But the battery was just about dead, and my spares were dead too. So I turned it off, and went back inside to find charged batteries. I went up the stairs, and into my parents' closet where the battery charger was. Just as I was getting the new batteries into the camera, the doorbell rang. (I have NO IDEA why they rang the doorbell- they're the ones with the code to the padlock). My first thought was Dad saying, "Just hang out in the backyard." And picturing what Mom had done before. "Let's just go on a walk until they leave." At the time, I was thinking that the agent or something wouldn't want us in the house. But they were right at the bottom of the stairs. There was no way out. So then I decided to hide. The bathroom closet!! Nobody would look in there- right? So I took my camera with me, and hid under the lowest shelf, crammed in a bathroom closet. And, I was a little bored, so I took pictures of myself.. What else could I do? I can't help it!(:

While I was doing this, I heard them come up the stairs. I heard comments like, "Love the master bedroom!" And "Why did they put the computer in there?!" (Because there is a lot of space in there, duh). And then, light came in from under the space between the floor and the door. "I love these counter tops!" said a female voice. "Oh yeah!" said another, opening the . . . . . closet door. If I had reached out, I could have touched their leg. But I didn't. It was tempting, but I didn't. All the voices went silent. I tried as hard as I could to get to the back of the closet, but I was already as far back as I could go. Plus, they had already seen me. Finally I spoke up. (They must have been terrified). "Sorry I live here. I wasn't supposed to be here. So I hid. I was getting batteries for my camera but then-" "Oh come out little girl. It's okay. Don't be shy. It's alright little girl." They said as I was coming out. It didn't make sense that they were begging for me to come out, when I was already half-way out. And I ddin't like that they were calling me a little girl when I already in middle school! Psh. What loosers.(;

And then, I apologized and left. Feeling fine with being caught. I wasn't terrified like what they were saying. But it then hit me as I sat on the swing in our backyard. That was REALLY embarrassing. I thought to myself.

Finally, after a long time, they left. I heard the garage door open, and went around to the front to greet my family. They thought this was hysterical . . . so I blogged about it.

The End

Fun Fact

Today, we were getting our eggs ready to dye.

Alex comes up to me, jumping up and down, and said, "The eggs! They're tipper-ride!" "What does that mean?" I asked confusedly. He replies in a smart-alec tone, "It means that the eggs are done." "Oh." I say in a curious voice. I'm in 7th grade and I don't know of such a simple word! =)

Pwned

First off, if you have have not watched this video on youtube.com, I suggest you do it now. Go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc

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Okay, hopefully you watched it, because now I'll tell you the quite short, event that happened today. Today I was folding laundry like the little angel I am, when I heard Alex, who at the time was watching Thomas the Tank Engine, scream, "AHH! THOMAS JUST GOT PWNED!!"

It is so funny to me, that I watched this video and started saying 'pwned', when Spencer started saying it. Which therefore, Alex must have gotten it.

I am sooo PROUD. =D

FABLEHAVEN 5 IS COMING MARCH 23!!

AAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT IS COMING I'M SOOOOO EXCITED!! (Just wanted to inform you). =D

Anger-Management Issues

As we were getting into the car, and Alex was pulling on his seat-belt, he was surprised to find that the seat-belt wouldn't budge. This fired him up. "ASPEN!! MY SEAT-BELT IS LOCKED!!" "I didn't do it." I said calmly. He went on, "UGH!!!! SPENCER YOU BUTT!! WHY DID YA DO THAT?!" HAHAHAHA!!

Good News!!

(Here's some random picture of me pulling at a flower).
Sorry I haven't been blogging since Valentine's Day, but I FINALLY I have some great news!! I got the part of . . . . . . . (Drum roll) . . . . . . . . . Glinda in the Wonderful Witches of Oz!! If you want to come and see it, we preform on May 8th at 6:00pm at the Bonniville Junior High (I don't go to school there). The address is 5330 S. 1600 E, Holladay. I hope to see you there!! =D

A True (Pre-)Beehive

Today we had my cousin Cora over, who is only seven, and she went to Young Women's with me. In our room, we have the theme painted on the wall, so leaders who "forgot" the theme can read it. As we were standing up for the theme, Cora put her hand over her heart, and tried her best to see past the people in front of her. She's the best! =D

Happy Valentines' Day!!

Happy Valentines' Day Everyone! I hope you all have a great day!

May I?

So Alex is obsessed with Libby and going to the bathroom. One day, Mom was running on the tread-mill in our basement. Our tread-mill is really loud, so she couldn't hear a thing he said when he was talking to her. Apparently he asked her a very important question, because the next thing he was doing was . . . . (wait for it). . . . PEEING IN THE LITTER BOX! He was just doing his own little thing, while Libby was purring and cuddling his leg while he was peeing!

He's Scarred For Life

So yesterday we went to the swimming pool at the South Jordan Rec. Center with Spencer's friend Keegen. The family changing rooms were full, and we were too impatient to wait. So we send Spencer and Keegen to the Men's locker room, and Mom, Alex, and I in the Ladies' locker room. Before we let them go in, Mom reminds them, "Don't forget to bring out ALL your clothes, okay?" "Okay." They said in unison. We were a little worried at first; sending two autistic boys into a locker room all alone to change, but everything turned out. Now we can swim!

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Now it is time to get out and go home. So again, we send Spencer and Keegen to the Men's, while we quickly get dressed in the Ladies'. Finally we come into the hall to wait for the boys. Waiting. We're waiting. . . . FINALLY Keegen comes out. So we ask him, "Where's Spence?" He replies, "He's still getting changed." Okay . . . he's kind of being slow - but okay. Minutes passed. A mom was telling her boy to go find her other son. The little boy, probably four, slowly walks in, unsure of what to see. Later he comes back out. He must have not been too happy with what he saw, because he came complaining about the sight he saw. He unwillingly goes back in again.

We ask Keegen to go in again, and he comes out saying, "He's still changing by the lockers." I started thinking, They don't have changing stalls next to the lockers . . . Meanwhile, Mom asks the little boy's mom, "Having trouble with finding your son?" "Yeah. Those family changing rooms are packed!" My Mom agreed. The other mom went on, "Apparently my little four-year-old saw somebody naked!" That was Spencer!! I couldn't help but laugh! The four-year-old was scared to go back in to find his brother because he saw Spencer naked!!

Dedicated

This is what I found on my to brushing my teeth- what a dedicated person!

Beware . . . It Could Happen To You Too

If you don't know my Dad, he gives wedgies to my brothers ALL THE TIME. (Not me because I'm special). So one day, before Dad went to work, he gave Spencer a wedgie. Later, I saw Spencer playing on his DS on the ground. (He does this a lot). And as usual, his underwear was showing. But I had to look again before I realized his underwear was RIPPED!! It wasn't the kind rip where you were pulling on loose string, it was ripped where the elastic and the fabric meet! Clearly stating that Dad ripped Spencer's undies!!

Traumatized

As usual, Alex was eavesdropping on my conversation with Mom. "So if you can ready for drama by the time we come home, that will be great." Mom said. And then she added, "Alex are you excited to go to swimming lessons for your first time?" "NO!! I DON'T WANT TO GO BECAUSE THEN I'LL SINK!"

Bigfoot Siting.. Possibility

Apparently our kitty, Libby, likes to climb our Christmas tree. It's funny, but after awhile you kind of start to wish that she would come down safely instead of taking the whole tree down with her... ;)

Meet Alex Clark: Hollywood's Latest Actor!

Alex is OBSESSED with the movie UP, so I video-taped him reciting the first part of UP. (Sorry it just stops like that . . . it must have ran out of tape).

Attack Of The WarHead!!

I LOVE pulling pranks on my brothers! This is what I did with a sour, green apple, WARHEAD!! (I think Spencer's is WAY funnier!! But watch them in order!!)

Sorry!!

Sorry, but i have all my Christmas pictures on MY camera, and I can't figure out how to get them onto the blog!! Sorry! I'll keep trying!

Happy New Year's!!

Happy New Year's everybody! My resolution is that I am going to eat healthy and stay strong! What's yours??? (Put it in the comment box) =D