Load 'em Up

Today we were driving to drama, and Alex got this new garbage truck that said things like "beep beep," "Tonka garbage management," and "load 'em up." So every time it said "load 'em up" Alex would say, "I already did." Then the next time it said, "load 'em up," Alex would get more and more angry, until he was yelling, "I ALREADY DID!!!!!!!!!!!" He's funny.

(GASP)

(This is just a coincidence)

Today, we were at the swimmin pool, and Spencer needed to go to the bathroom, so Mom says, "Spence go potty . . . and take Alex too." So Spencer and Alex go to the bathroom, while Mom and I are talking about school and all that. Then we look over and here comes Spencer prancin back to us, (HAHAHAHAHA) and then Alex comes running behind Spence with his swimmin suit HALF WAY DOWN!!! Mom and I were laughing SOOO hard!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

It's Naked

Today, we were driving home from school, and we carpool and we were babysitting Jace and Clara, so I had to sit in the back with Alex and Jace. And it was REALLY crammed. So we were stopped at a stoplight, and then out of nowhere, Alex puts his Drawing in front of my face and I said, "Uh Alex what are you doing?" and he says, " Don't look! The stoplight's naked!" Hmm . . .

It was . . . . me?!

One day I was doin my homework when Mom yells, "Aspen! Fix Alex a dang quesedilla!" Just kidding she didn't say that. She said, "Aspen! Fix Alex a piece of toast!" So I fixed him a piece of toast, and he ate it. Later he goes to my Mom again and says, "I'm hungry." And Mom says, "Oh, Didn't Aspen fix you toast?" Uh-uh." says Alex. (Lying because he wants more to eat). Then (mean, teasing) Dad says, "Well what is all over your pants?" Alex thinks a while and says, "It's blood!" I hope Mom and Dad weren't thinkin it was my fault! Because they both know he ANNOYS me!! But I love you, Alex don't worry.

HAHAHAHAHA!! TRY THIS!

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Alex and Dad

ME!!!

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Dad and I

The whole family!

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Here are some that I did.

A Bad Case Of The Slap-Happiness

We were on our way home from FHE with Grandma Clark, so it was late, and my Mom and I are talking about stuff. Then we start noticing that Alex is back there just talking nonsense. Like, "And then Dad was like, 'what?!' And I was like 'Duh'. Oh just the way he said it was SOOO funny!

Goodness!

Today, I was chasing Alex with this wet rag, cuz I was bored, and was trying to get it on his head, while running. So I chase him around the house, and then, "Finally!" I thought. "He's cornered!" We were right by the garage door and bathroom door, and without pausing to think, Alex runs into the bathroom . . . with Mom inside! "Oh! Alex!" she exclaimed. "MOM! SAVE ME!!" I don't think she wants to save you right now . . . :D

Oh Why Can't We Be Friends?

I PROMISE you, he is not naked. He's in his swimmin' suit. :)


Today, we were babysitting the Wilferts, and Chase REALLY needed to take a nap, and mom was getting tired of his whining, so to distract him, she said, "Here Chase, go play with this." And she threw a beanie bag to him. But she threw kinda hard, and it hit him, but not like it hurt him. And then Alex sees the whole thing, and says, "Here Chase! Have this!" WHACK!!!! He threw a another beanie bag at his face! On purpose! And Chase is only like 2, and he's just staring at Alex, while my Mom and I are busting out laughing! Oh, his face was so FUNNY!!!

A Walk Down Memory Road

This is Jace when he was about 5 months old. He is

SOOO cute! I think the sound is off though . . . as in off cue.

I was auditioning for Up With Kids, and I was SOOOO nervous!

This is around Halloween, and Baby Alex was Doin American Sign Language! He was so cute!

These Little Things . . .

This is an . . . interesting picture . . . of Alex

This is just a weird picture I took of Alex.

Alex says the weirdest things! These are a few things he has said.

#1. Just Keep Swimmin' . . . I mean it . . . do that instead!

We were at the swimming pool at South Jordan rec. center, and Alex kept going down the Alligator Slide in SOOOOO many ways. Normal, on his back, etc. So when he went down on his stomach, he has a weird look on his as he walks over to my mom and I. And then he whispers, "Mom, my penis hurts." I guess he down at the wrong angle!

#2. Today's windy . . . Don''t you think, Alex?

One windy day, Alex came into the house after jumping on the tramp, and said to my mom, "Mom! Tell the wind to stop! It's gonna blow my hair off!" Okay then . . .

#3. Let's go out to the store . . .

The other day we were at the store and I was teasing Alex, since he randomly chose princesses to be his absolute favorite thing in the world, so I said, "Alex! Look!" It was this Disney Princess lip gloss. I was expecting him to give me the look and say, "Aspen! I'm a boyah!" But instead he said, "Look! It's Cinderella! She's my gilfriend!" (that's how he says girlfriend). So I replied, "Oh. Are you gonna kiss her?" He blushed and said, "Yes". Followed by a sly smile.

#4. Hide and Seek . . . Alex's Version

A few days ago, we went to Lagoon, and it was time for a potty-break. So I was in there, doin' my thing, getting ready to leave, and then I see these little Thomas the Train shoes . . . then some little hands . . . I hear, "Aspen! You in there?" It was Alex! I guess he didn't see my face, cuz then he goes to the next stall, and does it AGAIN!!!! Oh, what will we ever do.

#4. Take A Lump Alex

Alex was doin' the Potty Dance, so Mom said, "Alex! Go potty!" and then he said, "No Mom, I can't cuz if I do, Dad will try to scare the poop out of me!" Well then . . .