These Little Things . . .

This is an . . . interesting picture . . . of Alex

This is just a weird picture I took of Alex.

Alex says the weirdest things! These are a few things he has said.

#1. Just Keep Swimmin' . . . I mean it . . . do that instead!

We were at the swimming pool at South Jordan rec. center, and Alex kept going down the Alligator Slide in SOOOOO many ways. Normal, on his back, etc. So when he went down on his stomach, he has a weird look on his as he walks over to my mom and I. And then he whispers, "Mom, my penis hurts." I guess he down at the wrong angle!

#2. Today's windy . . . Don''t you think, Alex?

One windy day, Alex came into the house after jumping on the tramp, and said to my mom, "Mom! Tell the wind to stop! It's gonna blow my hair off!" Okay then . . .

#3. Let's go out to the store . . .

The other day we were at the store and I was teasing Alex, since he randomly chose princesses to be his absolute favorite thing in the world, so I said, "Alex! Look!" It was this Disney Princess lip gloss. I was expecting him to give me the look and say, "Aspen! I'm a boyah!" But instead he said, "Look! It's Cinderella! She's my gilfriend!" (that's how he says girlfriend). So I replied, "Oh. Are you gonna kiss her?" He blushed and said, "Yes". Followed by a sly smile.

#4. Hide and Seek . . . Alex's Version

A few days ago, we went to Lagoon, and it was time for a potty-break. So I was in there, doin' my thing, getting ready to leave, and then I see these little Thomas the Train shoes . . . then some little hands . . . I hear, "Aspen! You in there?" It was Alex! I guess he didn't see my face, cuz then he goes to the next stall, and does it AGAIN!!!! Oh, what will we ever do.

#4. Take A Lump Alex

Alex was doin' the Potty Dance, so Mom said, "Alex! Go potty!" and then he said, "No Mom, I can't cuz if I do, Dad will try to scare the poop out of me!" Well then . . .