Spencer's Dramatic Scene Take One

Today, which is Cleaning Day, we had to do chores. And (poor) Spencer had to clean the toilet for you-don't-want-to-know-what reasons. And so I tell Spencer sympathetically, "Today's your day to clean the toilet." And of course he gets mad, so mad that he starts crying. So I say, "I'll go get you some [cleaning] gloves." He says, "And a close pin." (For his nose so he doesn't have to smell it). And starts crying some more. Poor, poor Spence.